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2011 Best Drunk Episode Nominations


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  • "Southsider" Joe Basil
    Saturday September 4th
    Joe leaves HIMSELF three drunk voicemails. The next day, he couldn't figure out how he did it!
    (Joe was drunk calling the Den, while he rambled on and on... we called him with another phone and when we got his voicemail, we held the two phones together such that he was talking to himself (his own phone!) leaving a voicemail!

  • "Uncle" Dave Shovelin
    Saturday September 10th
    Chili Feed
    Uncle Dave acquires a head full of Cheese Whiz courtesy of Pressman.....
    Uncle Dave proceeds to rub his cheesy head all over EJ's cut..... EJ is none to happy with Uncle Dave. The next day when EJ voices his displeasure..... Uncle Dave has no memory of the incident!

  • Pam
    Saturday December 31st (NTE)
    Just a genearal all-around nomination for her "Webbles wobble but the don't fall down" immitation



2010 Best Drunk!


Harold..... October 30th Halloween Party
Harold has had a fun night. He's had a bit to drink, he's violated both my motorcycles and generally just had a good time! Linda decides "it's time to go home honey!" There's about 8 or 10 of us left around the bar. It took him 10 or 15 minutes to say goodnight, he addressed the group, making some sort of weird statement which he repeated at least 5 times. Problem was... we could not understand a single word he said... not one single word!
There's a chance that he was speaking Danish? I dunno, I don't speak Danish myself and was laughting to hard anyway to figure it out!

For the record..... here is what Harold kept repeating to us:

To små drenge står og tisser op ad et hegn.
Den ene kigger på den andens tissemand og udbryder:
- "Din tissemand ser sgu lidt skæg ud gør den ikk'?"
- "Så skulle du se min søsters, den er helt smadret!"

Huh?


2009 Best Drunk!

Uncle Dave..... June, Boulder Junction, WI
Walk home from the Boulder Junction Beer Bar through the "Killing Fields".



2008 Best Drunk!

Matty..... 11/4/2008 @ Gator's house..... is wasted and needs to go to bed... but he has to pee first! He's a little "wobbly" so I help him to the bathroom, point him at the toilet and let go of him... He proceeds immediately to do a header straight into the wall! LOL

So I get him back upright, get him into position and put his hand on the counter and tell him to HOLD ON. I close the door and take two steps away when I hear a gawd awful loud crashing from inside the bathroom! LOL I open the door and Matty is laying on his back in the bathtub, all wrapped up in the shower curtain and bent shower rod, hands and feet flailing in the air, unable to extract himself!

So I manage to haul him out and get him to his feet again... This time I tell him, dude... you gotta turn around and SIT DOWN to pee!!!

Well, about 45 minutes later we finally went into the bathroom, picked him up off the floor and put him to bed on the couch! Too bad my freaking camera battery was dead!


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2009

Mikey - New Years Eve
January 1, 2009
Uncle Dave - June 20th
Choptop's Creamery Party
Mad Dog - June 20th
Choptop's Creamery Party
Matty - Ill Advised Fire Pit Leap
April 11th
Aunt Betty - June 20th
Choptop's Creamery Party
Matty - Den Halloween Party
Matty - Oct. 31st
EJ - The Soupless Run
June

2008


Renny - The Gin Mill Rally
June 14, 2008
EJ - The Gin Mill Rally
June 14, 2008
Buckaroo - Choptops Creamery Party
June 21, 2008
Brett - Choptops Creamery Party
June 14, 2008
Mad Dog - Halloween Party
November 1, 2008
Uncle Dave - The Soup Run
June 2, 2008
Mikey - New Years Eve
December 31, 2008

2007


Buckaroo - SCVR's Chili Feed
Buckaroo Cutin' the Rug at the SCVR Chili Feed
Mad Dog
Lost in Schonnie, Hoochies
Brenda - Sturgis
Who could forget
Poison Poop in Sturgis?
Uncle Dave - Sturgis
Glencoe Campground... The Crawl of Shame!
I'm going home, where's my tent? It's dark out here.....
Rusty
House Warming Party