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Pressman Algona Freedom Rally, July 3rd We're sitting on the bank of the creek watching the women walk by a table set up opposite us offering free shots for chicks that flash them. When there was a live one, she'd have her back to us so we'd hollar for her to turnaround and show us too! Along comes another woman who flashes for her shot..... Pressman is jumping up and down, waving his arms and yelling his lungs out..... She never turned around..... SHE WAS DEAF! LOL (The rest of us had seen her signing with her friends.) |
Lucky The Lucky Lock-Out. Tuesday night April 15th... Lucky had a few beers at MacKenzie's and then a few Captain Gingerales when we got home... Apparently one too many! She was not feeling very well in the morning and decided to sleep in for a few hours. Got up around 10:00 feeling better, and decided to head into work. Before showering, Dressed only in her robe and slippers she goes out on the three season porch to have a cigarette. The porch is accessed by a sliding door. Once out on the porch she slides the door shut behind her and as she does so... hears a distinctive little "click". Yup... door locked behind her! Not dressed, no house key, no car keys, no cell phone, just one cigarette..... SIX HOURS LATER, EJ & Matt got home from work and let her back in the house! |
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Curby In Chicago, doing a wireless install for Wheaton College, a highly conservative, affluent, private CHRISTIAN college . half way through the presentation he is working he realizes he needs another graphic he has stored on his laptop. So he searches and finds the file he's looking for "000_0007.jpg" with the projector still turned on, he opens the file... and up on the screen pops a picture of a blow-up doll from Renny's Lost 202 birthday party! (Something like this!) |
EJ The Scene: Tinucci's Prime Rib Buffet. 23 Lost 202 members & friends and approximately 100 other diners! RottenPup gives EJ a present - a brand new shiny bullhorn! EJ of course, is unfamiliar with the controls, but hey, what can go wrong? Unable to resist a new toy, EJ fiddles with the damn thing trying to read the instruction sticker affixed to the side of the horn. His finger inadvertently hits a switch, activating the bullhorn siren feature! Unaware of how he had turned it on, he is unable to turn if off as the earsplitting siren wails throughout the dinning room. He tries putting it between his legs to muffle it... tries sitting on it and tries directing the sound into the floor / carpet, all to no avail! Finally the siren is silenced... and so are the 100+ people in the restaurant who are thinking WTF? EJ's face goes beat red in embarrassment as the rest of the Lost 202 bursts out into historical laughter! |
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RottenPup RottenPup returns home from a short ride and decides his Indian Scout is a little dirty and could use a little clean up. He gets out his beloved Honda Spray Cleaner and chamois cloth and goes to work, giving his gas tank a good spray down with the cleaner first... When he goes to wipe down the tank, the chamois seems to stick in place as his hand continues forward without the cloth... WTF? Rotten lifts the can which is still in his other hand to have a look... "3M Spray Adhesive!" That's right! He had just sprayed 3M Spray Adhesive all over his gas tank! The next 3 hours are spent removing the glue! And the best part of the story? Nobody was there... Nobody knew what he did nor would have ever found out except for the fact... that HE told us all about it! |
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